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(we all know some who have).. raised eyebrows here and there and a very strong suspicion that there's some- thing fishy there.. and then we have the Virginia de- fenders and the Virginia critics. . we must admit that she makes a wonderful subject for discussion in every TV gathering..I guess Virginia is used to this by now and realizes that publicity is always good.. things are only bad when nobody talks about you. But for real juicy tidbits let me present the very latest I heard.. (of course I always add my share of distortion to make it even more interesting..

It seems that a group of our TV friends (all dressed of course) drove to Joan's party. In the car there was one GG-- the wife of one of the TV's. Joan's house is nicely located (if you know how to get there) ..and despite her directions, the driver of the car (fam- ous for his sense of direction in his regular occupation) got lost..So, they decide to inquire directions from a gas station attendant..the logical thing would have been to let the GG do the talking, but the driver of the car was feeling in fine voice that night and decid- ed to try it out on the gas chap..Reaction? Are you fellows from the Village?..(meaning of course Green-' wich Village in NY, well known for its gay population) ... and as a departing shot he added: have fun boys. Including in his sweeping gesture even the innocent GG

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And now a confession. a horrible experience in the life of yours truly.. fortunately there was only one witness. If this had happened in front of a crowd, or worse still on a stage I'd have died! Simply this.. Joan (this was the day after the party) was regaling me with some marvellous LP music (Spanish) I feel the urge to dance and start some wild gyrations.. and for the first time in my life, a toss of the head sent my beautiful hairpiece sailing across the room!! The only witness, Joan, swore she'd never tell of this incident.. But she is hereby released from the promise obtained by a simple threat of murder. I felt as if an invisible dentist had in one single motion pulled every tooth in my mouth, without anesthesia...

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More gossip? One of our good friends decided to go out one evening. She looks gorgeous when dressed

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